There's a traveling salesman, on one fine day he stops by a large retail chain to peddle his wares. To his surprise the chain buys everything he has to offer. He then returns with to his head office with the store's cheque in hand, he receives a very large commission cheque. Now it seems that his lifelong dream to finish his mint-state Mercury dime collection can be realized. The next week he is traveling through a small town with only a single coin dealer, he goes into the shop and asks if the owner has a 1916D Mercury dime. The shop keeper does have one (and only one). He goes into the back while the salesman is looking around and gets from the safe a spectacular, toned 1916D. He shows the gem of a coin to the salesman, the sun coming in through the window radiates all the colors of the rainbow off the coin, the salesman is impressed. He asks the proprietor of the shop if he might have one that is not toned. The owner says he has another one in the back. He takes the coin from the salesman and slips into the back of the store and takes out his coin dip and dips the coin. It is now quite a nice blazing white BU. He brings this out to show the salesman. The salesman really likes the coin and mentions that he has had a good week lately and says "Great, I'll take both of them." Phoenix
Thanks, that is the funniest I could find, not to many coin jokes out there. It is pretty funny. Phoenix
Thanks. I wish I could make something like that up, but I didn't lol. Thaks though. Here are some others, but not nearly as good as the first one: Back in Roman days, as you may know, slavery was part of life. People went to slave markets to buy and sell slaves from all over the known world. One particular slave market holder became well known for his special promotional contests - people would come from all over the Empire to win one of his slaves. His most popular contest was a game where you had to try to throw a coin into a Roman urn. If you've seen pictures, you'll know that these urns have very narrow necks, so the game was quite challenging, but if you succeeded, you would win a slave from the market, so the prizes were good. One day, a fairly poor woman returned from the market with a slave. Her husband immediately berated her for spending so much money to buy a slave, but she told him that she had won the contest, so it had only cost a single penny. "After all," she said "You've always told me that a penny urned is a penny slaved." When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Phoenix
All right, here's the best I can do... A college student was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The professor watched the student the entire two hours as he was flipping the coin...writing the answer...flipping the coin...writing the answer. At the end of the two hours, everyone else had left the final except for the one student. The professor walks up to his desk and interrupts the student, saying: "Listen, I have seen that you did not study for this test, you didn't even open the exam. If you are just flipping a coin for your answer, what is taking you so long?" The student replies bitterly, as he is still flipping the coin: "Shhh! I am checking my answers!"
Lol, that is pretty good. Here is another I found and changed around a bit: A child swallowed his fathers 09 S VDB cent, and he was rushed to the hospital. They decided the only thing to do was to let nature run it's course, so the mother phones the hospital to see how things were going. The reply to her was, 'there's still no change'. Phoenix
Another, not as good as the first. But cute in my opinion: Was there money on the Ark? Yes:The duck had a bill,the skunk had a scent,and the frog had a greenback. Phoenix
