Christmas Caroling a la clembo. Enjoy!

Tis the season I reckon no matter what the faith.

I originally came up with this song in May. It came to me like a vision - REALLY.

I'm changing the words a bit to fit the season and NO I'm not like the clembo in the song. Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.


Clembo the garbage slabber
Had a cold and runny nose
Living from check to paycheck
Thinking to himself this blows

All of the other slabbers
Laughed at him and called him names
They wouldn't let poor clembo
Play in over grading games

Then one nasty, snow filled night
Greedman came to say
Whizzing made that coin so bright
Slab it MS69!

Now lots of morons love him
Give him money happily
Clembo the garbage slabber
You'll go down in history!

I sincerely hope a lot of you get a good laugh out of this "rehashed" carole. I'll post it as long as I'm here.

In the meantime I truly do wish everyone Happy Holidays - whatever holiday you may or may not observe.

 

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now THAT'S funny

 

ROTFL! Lol, man, you are good. :thumb: I'll have to see what I can put together, lol. Very nice song, maybe you should make us a youtube video of you singing it?

Phoenix

 

Hey!

I vaguely remember coming up with a Christmas Carol with a Clembo theme last year....?????

Too tired this year and HEY - what's up - Christmas is still over weeks away. Do you all work for WalMart????

 

Very funny clembo!!! very cool

 

Revived it as it were.
Was going to hold off but people (including myself) have been getting too tense. Look for the attitude thread by Rotobeast in General Discussion.

Was time for a big chill so here it is. I just want everyone to have a good laugh and anyone that feels like coming up with a tune should feel free to post it.

Let's have some fun!

 

Here's a good laugh, posted it before, but might be good to post again, help us all chill and enjoy the holidays:

There's a traveling salesman, on one fine day he stops by a large retail chain to peddle his wares. To his surprise the chain buys everything he has to offer. He then returns with to his head office with the store's cheque in hand, he receives a very large commission cheque. Now it seems that his lifelong dream to finish his mint-state Mercury dime collection can be realized. The next week he is traveling through a small town with only a single coin dealer, he goes into the shop and asks if the owner has a 1916D Mercury dime. The shop keeper does have one (and only one). He goes into the back while the salesman is looking around and gets from the safe a spectacular, toned 1916D. He shows the gem of a coin to the salesman, the sun coming in through the window radiates all the colors of the rainbow off the coin, the salesman is impressed. He asks the proprietor of the shop if he might have one that is not toned. The owner says he has another one in the back. He takes the coin from the salesman and slips into the back of the store and takes out his coin dip and dips the coin. It is now quite a nice blazing white BU. He brings this out to show the salesman. The salesman really likes the coin and mentions that he has had a good week lately and says "Great, I'll take both of them."



Phoenix

 

To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Clembo Boy
Clembo Boy
Clembo All the Way.....

Too tired to go there. But watch out!!!!

 

Disturbing to say the least... ROTFLing :mouth::mouth::mouth:

 

*applauds*

Now I have to unwrap that lump of coal I had packaged.

 

clembo:
Nice tune, thanks.

 

My first smile of the day. Thanks

Bruce

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, Feliz Navidad, Mele Kalikimaka, Happy Ramadan, etc. to all!!!!

 

Ha! you make me laugh.

 

lol

 

haha! great song clembo! and funny story phoenix :thumb:

 

gotta love the song clembo, but sounds like people on ebay!

 

Old thread and I nearly forgot about it but have to share it again folks.


Happy Holidays!

clembo

 

Lmao, thats great

 

Nice carol....thanks for sharing it again.....


Smaugy