Finally! I made a post on a Facebook page I'm a member on and apparently there are two gentleman there who know who to reach on eBay to report these type of listings.
Yeah, isn't this bizarre? ...and it's not one and done. Everyday multiples of these weird listings are "selling" while the same listings for normal prices are sitting untouched. I pride myself on staying somewhat in touch with trends and such, but I have absolutely no idea what is going on with these oreos.