If a coin could talk . . .

What do you think this one would have to say ?

http://cgi.ebay.com/1867-Dime-Seate...dual?hash=item3a51c3b815&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

 

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It would say:
#1)
STOP abusing me;

and

#2)

Hey don't I look fake?

 

Doc, do you have anything to help stop the itching and burning that I have been feeling?

 

I'm quite glad coins cannot talk, becuase they'd probably never shut up (like us) :goofer: and endlessly tell all kinds of stories about rubbing up against other denominations, being tossed in and yanked out of strangers' pockets, being in a conga line rolled up in a tube, boxed with clones and sitting in a dark vault for vast periods of time... and I'm sure they'd have tons of other things to say as well, about psychological trauma of rail tracks, jewelers laying havoc with tools and drills, drowning in fountains and verdi gris infections... LOL! :rolling:

 

"I like it here in Green Bay. It is more quiet than Bejing. And after my master stopped rubbing me down, and just gave me an oil bath and laid me to rest by the window, life has been pretty good."

 

Hahahhaha , im unsure if its chinese but it sure does look like a fake,it screamed fake really..i cant believe the bidding.
Apparantly,now dont quote me on this , but apparantly the trademark of a fake chinese seated dime is they somehow put a barber reverse on it.

 

Pass the Kung Pao chicken please...

 

I'm taking donations for plastic surgery.

 

It would say:

"I like the weather better here than in China."

 

Youuuu peopleeeeee areeeee karazyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

 

I think it would say " does this wear make my Br#asts look bigger?"

 

"I know I'm ugly and look weird. And maybe a bit wonky. But look how much some (insert your descriptive noun here) paid for me ... raw!"

 

"Hey, fellas, is it nice in this country?"

"Gee, in China I am legal!"

 

How about - does this dress make me look fat? Another raw beauty brought to you by ebay.