CoinTalk Pickup Lines

Here's Spock's pickup line:

Would you like to compare Registries? encil:

Ribbit

 

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You give DMPL a whole new meaning! :hammer:

Ribbit

 

I can't date this coin - maybe I could date you.

What a perfect Bust! ...............................................................................Half Dollar.


What an extraordinary reverse! The coin is nice too.


You're Proof that there actually is an MS70.

I don't need a loupe to see that you're finely detailed.

 

I've got a hole filler to complete your collection

 

I have to be honest... In my mind I have lustered

 

I don't need CAC(or a second opinion) to see how choice you are! What eye appeal!

 

I don't no who started this but without looking I bet it's all Toads fault . LOL
rzage

 

How much are your submission fees?

Oh baby, lets take an acetone bath together

 

Yep...it is always toads fault. It is what happens when someone puts a though into toad they just leap to all kinds ideas.

 

• I've been die-ing to strike up a coin-versation with you, but how about a change of scene, all these other guys are just junk silver trying to grade and deal with you for a profit.

• Gee your flowing hair smells terrific!

• I've been luster-ing after you from across the room all night long.

• Of all the banks you had to roll into, how'd you get wrapped up with a teller like me?

• Excuse me MS., I've been searching for a gem like you all my life. Are you series-ously dating anyone else right now or looking for a change?

• How about you, me and lady liberty get together for a clad sandwich at the coin counter after work?

• Lady you can take your liberty and walk all over me all day long.

• I hope you like your men uncirculated.

• I detected you the minute you rolled in here and I want hoard you all to myself.

• I hope you're legal tender because I'd like to bear you on demand.

• I lost my nickels in war but the junk silver is the real deal and that's no bullion.

• I'm worth my weight cause you're making me melt.

• Is this seat taken MS liberty?

 

Hey baby...wanna come back to my place and compare notes?

Wanna see my cud? Let's roll.

Hey you're beautiful..just to add my two cents.

Hi! name's Buck. Penny for your thoughts?

Are you legal tender?

 

With a toad lurking in the shadows, you have to watch what you say.

Ribbit

 

#3 is hilarious .
LOL:thumb:
rzage

 

Wanna go skinny dipping in the wishing well with me? hya:

Ribbit

 

Nice planchets! How bout I take you for a dip, as a token of my pure, unalloyed cent-iments?

Hi...I'm Frankie, and despite my surface imperfections, most of my mint luster remains...and even though I'm very heavily worn, my date is barely visible. Your condition, I must say however, appears to be brilliant with no noticeable blemishes or flaws. I sure hope you don't have any distracting contact marks or blemishes in the prime focal areas!!

 

LOL!
I gotta pull another all nighter to get ones as good as y'alls! LOL
Great lines guys!

 

In the form of a classified singles ad:

PR-70 you know who you are!
Single, blast white, Barber, uncirculated, cud and ddo free seeks busty, lustrous lady with flowing hair (Hey, I'm a Barber!) of the highest grade, that stands for liberty, trusts in god, pays on demand. Serious high bidders only please. MS-slabs, strike throughs and dips need not apply.

 

Hey Sweety, wanna see my pocket piece......hya:

 

The thread is labeled "CoinTalk Pickup Lines", not "What Line I Used Last Night to Pickup a Girl".

No fair using your everyday lines!

Ribbit

 

WOW! Bravo!