When you can't reach your arm out to that toll basket...

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I could see somebody being accidentally shot over one of these.

 

My dad always thought it was a game to see how far away he could be and still throw his change in the basket.

 

That was my first thought, too!

"Drop it or I'll shoot!"

 

Did you see the word "safe" in the ad?

Therefore, it's safe. No prob.

 

You'll put someone's eye out with that thing!

 

All sold out on eBay at the moment.

Here are the instructions for use. No dimes!



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Man, if I had one of those with my Bug Assault gun..... I would be set and never get any work done.

 

This could revolutionalize the drinking game of quarters.

 

Reminds me of the Saturday Night Live skit where they were selling a kids toy "Big Bag Of Broken Glass", but it had a warning of "Be Careful" on it...

 

I wonder what 'pastor' would think if I pulled one of those out at Sunday collection......

 

Brandishing a pistol behind the wheel. My, the time's have changed.
(I would have been all over one of those)

 

Try it and let us know!

 

More like, BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

(walks over to your prone body, pries Turnpike Toll Gun from cold, dead fingers) "Oh. Hey, cease fire, guys. It's just one of those Turnpike Toll change throwers."

 

It would really wake people up fast if the priests shot the Eucharists into their mouths on Sunday morning with that.

 

The bug assault is an amazing invention

 

Bug-A-Salt

 

I like the Bug-A-Salt "code of conduct"

 

I remember that one, but always liked the one from Ren and Stimpy, *its log, it's log, its big its heavy its wood, its log its log its better than bad its good".