My coinage would feature my best wives on the Aureus, most likely Persian. The Silver would feature my Germanic Teutonic Brides. I would have a wife in each province so when I travelled there a wife would have dinner and drinks ready. On the reverses would be my new Chariot line. “Buy a new Biga” or for the overweight, “ Park your carcass in your new Quadriga”.
I was never able to grow a full beard. Kind of patchy and tri-colored: blonde, red, and brown. So you'll never see me approximating Grizzly Adams or a Byzantine emperor for that matter.