I know a guy who makes fantasy $100 notes. If interested, find him at Agostino's, Elmwood Park, Harlem at Grand, back table, most nights. Tell him Eddie sent you, and you're a collector, and he'll give you a discount. He also has some nice jewelry, furs, electronics, TVs, all at deeply-discounted prices, just in the nick of time for Christmas! If you're short, he'll even lend you the money for it. Just ask him about his layaway program...
Slowing down some, buy don't you tell nobody. Just not setting the fractions I used to as a yearling...