I once had a (deleted). What I did was (deleted) in the (deleted), and that cleared up the (deleted) until I could (deleted) later. Could you (deleted) the reverse of the coin with the (deleted) and weight? You might get more responses.
This sounds like one of those mad libs where you fill in the blanks with humorous words. “I once had a (ghost chili). What I did was (shove it) in the (pie hole), and that cleared up the (digestive tract) until I could (walk) later.”
Mad Libs, Ancients edition: “I once had a (Denomination). What I did was (verb) in the (noun), and that cleared up the (coin flaw) until I could (verb) later.” try it with your friends!