Happy birthday Doug. You know what I like about being older? My bad memory gives me a clear conscience.
That is because Doug is so old even we cannot deal with that era! Maybe Peter should create a new Neolithic category.
Hard to know his exact day of birth because they used a different calender back before they discovered fire and the wheel. It might be more flattering if he just kept track of centuries. Happy Birth-century!
Happy Birthday you old grizzled, beloved sort.......... You're 'heavy handed' at times, but most fair always. (and Frank is going to kill me)