How about "I'd rather give insults than get results." Or "I won't ever get this truly remarkable coin certified that you idiots say is damaged!"
Everybody loves bacon. They readily and happily consume cancer. No offense to bacon lovers but it is cancer, not a nutrient. Sorry. https://www.cancer.org/latest-news/hot-dogs-hamburgers-bacon.html
Nothing personal!? Nothing personal!? Nothing personal!? Whaddaya mean…..Nothing personal? I voted for "Dumb", too! Otherwise, I would not have been able to view the results. Chris