Funniest Ebay auction Ever!!!!

I've seen that before. This seller says the same crazy stuff in all his auctions. It is pretty funny though the first time you read one of his listings!

 

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I dont know.....he doesnt seem to have a lot of variety.....
http://cgi.ebay.com/1917-P-D-S-Merc...ryZ41091QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

maybe we can inspire him to branch out in his descriptions..... :hail:

 

well he deserves every penny/cent after that sales blurb. It was excellent!

 

Well, poo !

I had high hopes for the guy.


BUT WAIT.....

Read THIS auction description....
http://cgi.ebay.com/1911-Barber-Hal...158833865QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item250158833865
I only looked at the pictures, then had to go pee from laughing.
I hope the cancer thing is untrue though.

 

Gee, I never knew that the famous Japanese singer "Kerry Oki" had cancer. - NOT!

Just one more scam seller I'm afraid.

 

OMG that one was hysterical..lmao

 

here's another

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250153821091

 

This kid is good. :bow: I need him to write my auctions. I think I'll bid on the Barber Half.

 

Wow .. I think this guy should be an advisor ~ esp with: Like a midget at a urinal, Kerry would have to be on his toes.

 

Wow...where can I get one of these immortal envelopes?! I think I'd toss the coin and just cherrish the packaging it came it....then I'd be the real envy of my neighbors.
Guy~

 

Thats awesome!

 

Oh....that is funny !

 

Worth a laugh = worth something

 

nice seller, honest at least.

 

wow...

Hey guys,

This is protovdo, the seller of these auctions. A buyer tipped me on the whereabouts on this forum and I wanna thank you all for "bumping" and laughing at my thread. I started to believe i could say just about anything on there and no one would notice

Anyways... Ive been MIA because school is about to start (i wasn't lying about why i was selling some of my collection) But i will be back...WITH LINKS!!


Daniel (protovdo)

 

Good to meet you Daniel, funny auctions!

 

HOW DARE YOU, KIND SIR!

I was, in fact, diagnosed with level 5 testicular cancer at the age of 3. I was sent to Loma Linda university Hospital for my surgeries, and i was diagnosed cancer free at the age of 5, for a whopping 18 months of chemo. Pitty is a poor way to make a sale though, so i tried to stop using that one.

Heres me my first day home

 

OOOOOO, I bet you fell bad now.

 

Glad to see you made it !!! I won that auction and we all had a blast looking at it.

 

haha...pennysniper was it? I shipped out last week. I had to locate more death proof inpenetrable bubble envelopes for shipping. I mostly collect halves... edited