Don't know if @dcarr has run across this seller yet or not, may not even be an infringement on his copyright, idk but definitely close! https://www.ebay.com/itm/276266686365
I think the most interesting thing about this listing is that eBay appears to have REMOVED the "Report item" link. At least, a search for "report" on the page returns nothing. Just in time for Christmas - wouldn't want anything to block us from buying lead-encrusted arsenic balls for the kiddies' Christmas stockings, I guess!
On further research, it's just hidden: Click on that question-mark, and you get a popup that lets you report: I can't say I'm a bit surprised that eBay's reaction to "people are reporting too much illegal and dangerous stuff" is "if we make the Report button hard enough to find, maybe they'll stop bothering us".