Well, here’s the latest mailing. It included a counterstamped SD quarter with the inscription “HURRY-UP”. As usual, there are a lot of big words. The QM certainly has an expansive vocabulary. “… sometimes, weirder is better…”. I can agree with that much, even if most of the rest of it whooshes over my head.
I was just about to post the same thing…. He’s baaaaack….. I love reading his letters. Now I am off to flip my quarter and take a cosmic trip.
Ah, I've read the letter and now I understand. I've learned how to spin a quarter on a hard surface, like at a bar, and stop it vertically with my index finger. The reason why nobody has ever noticed or commented on this talent is that every time I do it, I've blinked out of the space-time continuum due to the localized spacetime distortion. Irrefutable evidence that his theory is correct.
The true dilemma is every time you flip that coin and surpass the speed of light you create a new dimension and transfer there, leaving a golem-like replica to take your place in this realm; can be a bit dizzying as well. Best to take some Dramamine first.