Your never old until you ACT old!!! One of my best friends was 75 and still roller blading. In case you are not familiar with roller blading, it is similar to roller skates.
Nah--It's short for Rip In Da Base! Remember She's blonde. LOL. Couldn't resist Shelia. Good eye and a great find.
Skates have 4 wheels (like I had but mine were all metal until we took them apart with a key and stuck a 2 x 4 in between the front and back to make a skateboard) and Blades are f in a row in the center of the skate. Do I remember or what?