Made it to 78…….

I have survived now for 78 years. Today is my birthday. I would like to thank every one on this site for giving me knowledge and joy. Especially thanks to Galba my friend. He will be sending me gold…….

 

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Happy Birthday to you.

 

Happy birthday!

 

Enjoy your day, congrats

 

I figure I should wish you a happy birthday before your time expires.

 

Happy Bday and many more.

 

Have a great one!!!

 

Happy birthday! Only 10 years and change to catch up with you.

 

Congratulations on reaching double my age! Seriously, that's an accomplishment. Wishing you a happy one and many more.

 

Another trip around the Sun!
Congratulations!

 

Happy Birthday!

 

Happy Birthday!

 

Happy Birthday!

 

I will have to wait till July for mine, but wish you a happy one.

 

Happy Birthday!! Keep em coming. We like having you around!!

 

My apologies for missing your birthday in the list. There are a lot of them today. I hope you have a great day, receive lots of love and attention, along with a few gifts. Coins would be nice. Enjoy your cake, it’s all yours.

 

Gonna be there in about 3 years. I hope the next 5 are better than this past year.

 

Looking at the title, I remembered:


Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead! "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life - you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21... YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling... What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But! Wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE IT TO 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You GET INTO your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I WAS JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 AND A HALF!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!

Either George Carlin or Larry Miller

 

Happy birthday!

 

Happy happy day