"They don't think I can find a DMPL Peace Dollar? I'll show them." "Hey, honey, you can_too run the polishing wheel full speed on the Dremel!" "After ten full minutes of pedaling furiously and going nowhere, Ted finally realized his rear wheel must have been resting on something." "Joe owns the company record for most new tennis balls smoothed with one tool." "The tribbles almost overwhelmed me but I held them off with my trusty Peace Dollar." "Steve, it's time to change the bar guards on the carpet rolling machine." "Doc, the patient in room 4B has somehow turned himself entirely silver."
Whoever did that to that Peace dollar should be prosecuted for stupidity. Whoever bought it is not sane enough to stand trial.
"Dear Budding Numismatist, Please stop using a floor buffer to 'conserve' your coins." ------ Geeze! That thing looks like Newton's first reflecting telescope mirror!
Ha! "After finally achieving the proper finish on the first mirror, I decided to increase the diameter of the reflector."
"Dear Budding Particle Physicist, Please do not use a coin as a faraday cup in the Large Hadron Collider" ------- Maybe some Manhattan Project physicist had that coin in his pocket and it fell on the ground at the Trinity test site right before they detonated The Gadget?