The Slabbers Anthem!~A lovely song

Discussion in 'Coin Chat' started by clembo, May 31, 2007.

  1. clembo

    clembo A closed mind is no mind

    Thought some of you might enjoy this. I've written some new lyrics to an old favorite.
    This is what might happen if I turned to the "dark side". My name is kind of changed to protect me because I'm innocent.
    This is sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Everyone sing along!

    Clembo the garbage slabber
    Had a shiny sun burned nose
    Living from check to paycheck
    Thought to himself that this blows

    All of the other slabbers
    Laughed at him and called him names
    They wouldn't let poor clembo
    Play in over grading games

    Then one nasty, rainy night
    Greedman came to say
    Whizzing made that coin so bright
    Slab it MS69!

    Now lots of morons love him
    Give him money happily
    Clembo the garbage slabber
    You'll go down in history!

    This won't really happen folks. It just came to me like a vision.

    Hope you enjoy it.
     
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  3. Aidan Work

    Aidan Work New Member

    Dan,that made me laugh on this first day of Winter over here.

    Aidan.
     
  4. coinman101

    coinman101 Collector Of All Coins

    Like a lightbulb

    Dan, that's really good! :thumb:
     
  5. clembo

    clembo A closed mind is no mind

    Glad to hear it Aidan, I hadn't thought of that.
     
  6. satootoko

    satootoko Retired

  7. hamman88

    hamman88 Spare some change, sir?

    Coin humor!!!
     
  8. DJCoinz

    DJCoinz Majored in Morganology

    ROFL :mouth:
     
  9. Aidan Work

    Aidan Work New Member

    Dan,I'm sure that you could write plenty of songs about Scumburger 'Grading' 'Services' (SGS),Aboncom,stevesgiftshopp & plenty of other self-slabbers.

    Aidan.
     
  10. Bonedigger

    Bonedigger New Member

    :) That's a good one.

    Ben
     
  11. Pocket Change

    Pocket Change Coin Collector

    That's Great! Couldn't resist the following. You can include it in your DVD Gift Box set.

    Sing to the tune of Jingle Bells:

    Dashing through those coins
    With his trusty loupe in hand
    Clembo has a smile
    Cleaning all the way
    Acetone with rags
    Making the coins bright
    What fun it is to spit and clean
    and make so much money!

    Oh, Slab Heaven, Slab Heaven
    Gold is good for me
    Oh what fun it is to count
    all that money coming in
    Slab Heaven, Slab Heaven
    Gold is good for me
    Oh what fun it is to count
    all that money coming in
     
  12. coinman101

    coinman101 Collector Of All Coins

    It doesn't flow very well :)
     
  13. clembo

    clembo A closed mind is no mind

    Thanks Pocket Change. Think we all needed a "comic relief" as it were. I'll make sure that you get royalties.

    Buffing up a nice 1921 Morgan for you now!
     
  14. Treashunt

    Treashunt The Other Frank

    Thank you both for some needed comic relief.
    :thumb:
     
  15. bqcoins

    bqcoins Olympic Figure Skating Scoring System Expert

    That was a really good laugh
     
  16. tcore

    tcore Coin Collector

    ha ha ha! I think they're both awesome! Good job guys! :)
     
  17. Phoenix21

    Phoenix21 Well-Known Member

    Lol, both are awesome, and clever. :mouth: :D

    Phoenix :cool:
     
  18. Twiggs

    Twiggs Coin Collector

    LMAO..they were both excellent..thanks :)
     
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