Ancients Coins for B-Day

My wife's the bomb. Forget the pit, I'll keep her on a pedestal. However, she knows nothing of coins and wouldn't dare buy me anything for fear that I wouldn't like it. But her philosophy about my collecting is, "Buy your coins and be happy."

 

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My wife tells me that I'm the happiest guy in the world (she tells me often and makes me repeat it back to her)

 

You are happy, you are happy, you are happy.....

 

Sure, not everybody finds my wife attractive, but she is very loyal and a super fast runner ...

 

Steve, Reliable sources suggest you may not be with us on the planet much longer so I'd like to put in my requests for your coins. You won't be needing them where you are going. If your wife forgives you, there is still the matter of making your dog wear a poodle skirt. Will you be guest starring on The Leftovers?

 

=> good one (coincidentally, I have been watching that new series ... it's quite odd)

... oh, and my wife actually dressed poor Larry in that outifit, so I think I'm in the clear (uh, Larry is a girl dog => she has problems of her own) ... it is probably a good thing that we couldn't have children, eh?