Coin wars!

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This doesn't make any cents at all.

 

a nickle just aint worth a dime anymore.

 

I'll add my two cents whenever I can come up with something clever.

 

Oh my. These puns are so bad! I think I'm gonna half to retire to my quarters. I'm sure I owe you some more "money" puns but just put it on my bill.

 

A Nickel & Dime were playing on a bridge one day, the nickel jumped off and fell to his demise. When asked why he didn't jump too, the dime simply replied; "I have more cents"!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXQ_8e63wmE

 

http://www.myspace.com/video/searching-for-the-sound/groucho-marx-7-cent-nickel/55311469

At 2 min and 50 sec. you can hear Groucho's idea for a seven cent nickel.

 

Who knew then that a seven cent nickel would ever become a reality?

 

If dimes were called short bits, 7 cent nickels
would be called short shorts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU

 

I'll be Franc. Some of these are funny.

 

It could turn violent if they start Shooting Swiss Thalers.

 

I thought you were Raymond?

I always wondered why it was a penny for your thoughts, but you had to throw your two cents in.......somewhere someone is making a penny.

 

You guys are killing me..........