Or how about the seller that writes all sorts of "buzzwords" on his 2x2's about how awesome his cull 1938 buffalo nickel is. Usually he uses bright colored sharpies and magazine clippings like he's doing a ransome note. There's plenty of ridiculous auctions out there.
Have you seen the seller that sells NGC & PCGS slabbed Morgans with horrible pictures and all kinds of stickers on the slabs. They say things like: PQ, prooflike coin. amazing coin!, great buy!!, must have, etc.??? They crack me up!!!