LOL! Good one Abe... How about this 43-P War nickel... most ragged one I've come across roll searching: ...or this nearly no-date 1920 Buffalo nickel found roll searching:
Found my 1st ever buffalo today, it WUZ dateless (19-S). Only 2 war nickels so far, thats in about 28 rolls...
Most coins I've seen in that shape have been dropped on the road and run over by cars ... MANY times.
I found a nickel on a sidewalk about a year ago that looked like it had been bent up by a lawnmower blade. I flattened it out with a sledgehammer and put it in a roll to be cashed in. Happy hunting.