I'd love to meet you guys, but I'm not driving 1,000 miles to do it. Not that I wouldn't, but the wife would be displeased.
Heck Ruben, I was hopin' you'd be able to make the trip. It's located real close to mass transit and I could always give you a lift from the station.
Shamelessly stole that line from Jerry Seinfeld who if memory serves me correctly is from Massapequa. Also thought that was a funny line.
I used to live in wantagh, (one town over) my aunt still lives there and owns an income tax business there