I think the only confusing thing that most sellers would say is "How does he get these bidiots to buy his coins when I can't sell better pieces at reasonable prices? How can I get these bidiots to look at MY auctions?"
"There's a sucker born every minute" is a phrase closely associated with P. T. Barnum, an American showman of the mid-19th century, although there is no evidence that he actually said it. Early examples of its use are found among gamblers and confidence tricksters. Wikipedia
W.C. Fields > Quotes > Quotable Quote “Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before they sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat an honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!” ― W. C. Fields
well he did have a sign that said this way to the egress, and a 10 cent fee, egress in latin means exit, lol