Maybe GD is both Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny...then he'd visit the white house twice a year...along with a ton of other houses.
Ya know, I think he trades coins with the White House Staff and also informs the Secretary of the Treasury what paper and coins he has to make to keep us collectors happy, OR ELSE!
He drinks brandy and smokes cigars with the pres and Greenspan and talks about fiscal policy, foreign affairs, and which state has the hottest hotties. P.S. I know Greenspan isn't head of the Fed any more but everythings gone to edited since he left.
Man, I am SO glad this thread was brought back to life...so that I could learn, within a mere 2 posts, that Doug apparently only goes to the bathroom once every 6 months. Explains a lot, actually.... :too-funny:
I actually have two more guesses. #1 He went to flight school with G.W. Bush #2 Hey was a stunt double for Val Kilmer as "Ice Man" in the movie Top Gun ok 2nd one is a joke =0 One more... He helped design or break ground on the WW2 Memorial.
He collects their left over cards, Xmas cards and other Holiday cards and gives them to some charity he works for. Maybe a veterans association or something like that. Maybe we'll see hiim on CNN hero or whatever it's called. Oh, no way CNN is too liberal for him, he will be on the Fox Network soon with Greta Van Polka or whatever her name is.
I know this is an old statement...but I know you are lying on this one. I deal with the tooth fairy on a regular basis and you sir at not the tooth fairy.
He was the original White House designer and wants to see what changes they make every year. Or; He planted a row of raddishes in the presidential garden and he checks to see how they are doing.
How many guesses do we get? Here's my second guess. He is a high ranking official with the Shriners or similar organization and he represents them at a meeting of the minds. The meeting is held at the White House. I bet I won!!! :yes:
Oh yeah let's hope. Someone got shot on one of those trips and from what I've heard Joe Biden is a way better shot than Dick Cheney. :yes: