CRH mishap...............

What do cats like on their hot dogs?

 

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How do cats end a fight?

They hiss and make up.

 

Why don't cats like trees?

Because of the bark.

 

If Meow doesn't mind, this thread should be hijacked into a cat joke thread.

 

Santa drives a MB. I saw it on TV, so must be true!

 

I'm just glad you weren't dipping the coins old-school style at the time...

 

Wouldn't happen if you where a average intelligence dog

 

Good story. Meow things happens (edited)

 

What quarters were you saving. In the jug?

 

Chris is right. A dog would never waste good peanut butter. Duh

 

Now that's funny!

 

A average dog would not stand a chance multitasking at anything. All that dogs think about most of the time is food.

 

Be careful with peanut butter! My smart cat found this with her mouse.

From the National Peanut Board:

"the sugar substitute Xylitol can be found in commercial products for human consumption, including peanut butter. While this sugar-alcohol is safe for humans, it’s poisonous for dogs and cats. According to Wynn, “there have been plenty of cases of toxicity due to xylitol. We know it’s highly toxic in dogs and cats.”

 

Wow, good to know thanks. So even the standard Skippy brand too???

 

I found this -- apparently Skippy is safe:

https://www.thedodo.com/ingrediant-could-be-deadly-dog-1449364385.html

This is an article from 2015, so it's worthwhile to check your PB's ingredient list.

 

Dogs can be food if the cat

Yeah...cats are brats, and dogs are hogs.


Love em both.

 

Gods teeth, this guy annoys me with his 'catonese'..........he needs to get a new writer. The Danial 'schtick' from Mr. Rogers neighborhood ain't cuttin' it.

 

King Friday is laughing his burro off....

 

Handy man Negri is cussing like a sailor, and Fred Rogers is rolling over in his grave. The last thing we need here is to have Tom Hanks show up......is he a collector?

 

Thanks!