Lots of missing letters. Might be fake.

Cats - and I say this from the vast experience of being owned by 7 over the years - are amazingly humorous creatures with no sense of humor.

They don't like having their tails tugged either - that is a DOG thing, stupid human (most comments are postfixed by "stupid human")

If you assume you are talking to a five-year-old with a law degree, you've found the approximate starting point.

 

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I think I understood quite well.

 

Did you like the pie?

 

Typical Neckbeard behavior. Neckbeard is a term Meow learned recently, and it fits this poster quite well. Google Neckbeard, for a full description.

 

From your usual posting comments I see that we are to agree with you regardless of satire or not.

 

Sadly, the Internet is where sarcasm went to die...

We're left with SNARK, which is a poor replacement

 

So, I'm left to assume that neither of you have a sense of humor. I feel sorry for you, especially the dang cat.

Chris

 

There is a big difference between a sense of humor and persistent sarcasm.

 

Yeah - one giveth and one taketh...

 

I'm done!

 

And that's how people react when they have no objectivity. I don't understand how you profiled me as needing a pie in the face. If you read my original response with any objectivity at all you would have seen that I was siding with you. You would have recognized a sense of humor. You would have seen that I was being sarcastic.

 

If this was sarcasm, then I owe you an apology.

Chris

 

I intended it to be sarcasm. But, as you know, sarcasm doesn't always come across as intended. My apologies to you.

 

Good! Now, let's see if I can get the cat to retract the claws.

Chris

 

BTW, sarcastic is my mood.

 

Why are you telling me? I'm a "Cannot Re-Member".

Chris

 

I am very old and my eyes ain't as good as they were, but, it looks like your mood is 'procrastinator'. Don't tell me, you Cannot Re-member your mood either.

David

 

Not since my divorce in the 70's!

Chris