If given the choice for Farter’s Day June 16

He cracks me up. Love it when he was on Johnny Carson's show. This is a great movie. Bill Murray and the groundhog and Chevy Chase. I watch it once every two weeks.

 

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Family tradition said we would go to grandpa's house for the day. Not sure if it was because grandma didn't keep the litter box clean or grandpa's love of cabbage but we always went prepared.

 

Which one is you?

 

The one cheek sneak, lol.

LOVED this album as a kid. That might explain a few things about me, now.

 

Ha ha, that reminds me of a paramedic friend of mine. He told me something that struck a cord and made me think about farts in a whole new light that I realized was true and what makes smelly farts sooo gross.

The passed gas is made of molecules that came from inside some one else and in order to smell that smell, you need to take those molecules into the receptors in your nose which transmits a signal to your brain. So the gas that was in someone else is now in your nose. I never "looked" at the physics of a fart the same way. This wisdom is now "passed" on to you all!

 

Well that makes “sense butt”, I could’ve lived my whole life happier never thinking about it like that, thanks, I am now damaged more than ever before, lol. Could a fart be then considered, assault or an invasion of privacy?

 

Definately an assault on the senses!

 

Farts are funny regardless

 

Unless you are on the receiving end.

 

No sense of smell doesn’t hurt either

 

Provident's "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" series has been and continues to be a favorite of mine as well.

 

A fifth horseman has been added - Flatulence

 

You gotta now think of a color to go with it, since all the other horsemen have colors (White, Red, Black, and Pale). But gas is colorless...

 

maybe green ?

 

Brown of course!