I never charge for initial rough evaluations any more. All I ask is the right to take a detailed photograph of anything noteworthy, which I almost never get.
They’re considering asking me to pose for a brand new pareidolia rock face. We’re in negotiations about how to render facial hair now. Importing some Pele’s Hair from Hawaii is being considered.
Yeah, the drugs are becoming less effective. Yes, we now have "medication resistant pareidolia" among us. I believe exposure to YouTube is causing it.