tim, if you find a USA penny like this you can do a big dance. It is mine being graded now actually at PCGS.
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. “Howdy, stranger,” one Texan says. “Where are you from?” The Oxford graduate answers, “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” replies the Texan. “Where are you from, jackass?”
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”
Reminds me of the one, this blind man walks up to the bar, in a ladies bar, orders his drink, says to the bartender, "Hey, wanna hear a good blonde joke?" Bartender says, "Sir, before you tell that joke, I feel I should caution you. You see, the lady to the right of you is a blonde, and she's a professional wrestler. And the lady to the left of you is a blonde, and she has a black belt in Karate. And the lady behind you is a blonde, and she's a professional weightlifter. And I'm a blonde, and I have a .45 automatic behind the bar. Now, if you still want to tell that blonde joke, go right ahead." The blind man thinks for a minute. "Naw, that's OK. Nobody here would understand it, anyway."