"Tell you what, I'll sell YOU a bunch of Ikes at $1.50 each and you can sell them on ebay and make a killing then. We'll both be happy"
I like this even better than trying to lead the horse to water, er, explaining the difference between "listed at" and "sold for", never mind the concept of "how the <bleep> do you expect me to stay open if I buy and sell at the same price". FWIW, the seller corrected the title, AND removed the false "40% silver" claim, AND cut the price to just $40. So now he won't get busted for lying in his description, but something tells me he still won't get his price...