OMG Secret Santa has called I have not opened it yet, it is beautifully wrapped, and it is far too big for a coin. I don't know how long I can wait........ Thank you Dan
Are you sure it's a coin in there? You could probably fit a cuneiform tablet or an Etruscan statue in that bag. A note to my secret santa, yes, I would be willing to accept ancient sculptures, tablets, mummies, bronze swords, etc.
How about a tablet-reading, bronze sword-wielding mummy that makes sculptures in its spare time? Gotta think big
Awww rats, I forgot to wrap my giftee's gift (sorry about that giftee) => Ho-Ho-Hopefully it makes it through customs!!
I must admit that I tried to fool my giftee by using "Santa" on the return address (but unfortunately, I'm fairly sure that my return address itself will be somewhat of a give-away, eh?)
I have made an executive decision not to open it yet. Whether I can wait until everyone else gets theirs, well we shall have to wait and see.
$10 says you've already opened it ... I'm wise to your tricks, my sweet present-peeking coin-friend!! Oh, and by the way => how is that burn treatin' ya lately?