That's right. Imma be telling you about my girl, Miss Liberty! As a disclaimer, I am actually very respectful to women and other people, and this was just for fun. When My Older Cousin visits, he always says, "So Cannyn, Do you have a girlfriend?" and I always pull out a Mercury Dime and say, "I don't need no woman, I have Miss Liberty right here in my pocket!" So I figured I would post a type coin story of Miss Liberty and I, in the format of a story! :hail: I remember the day we met, Miss liberty was crowned Prom queen. She got a job as a model for a plus sized fashion magazine. From the first day I met her, I knew I was in love. Even on those days where she didn't put on makeup and looked like a man. Soon she got bigger and started to get out of control. But she started exercising and losing some weight. Sometimes she would go on walks in the woods and become very dirty. One time, I found her sitting in my comfy chair. I forbade her to sit again. She ran off and joined the hippie movement calling for world peace She used very colorful language towards me that I did not like. She made me very angry. So I shot her in the head. Hope I pulled a chuckle outta you, because it kinda made me laugh. ~Cannyn
Was not expecting that ending. This is the best thing. Thank you, I can go to bed with a smile on my face.
