There was a phrase commonly used in the Corps by Senior Drill Instructors. I will exchange certain words to make more forum appropriate: edited
I have finally arrived at a conclusion to this dilemma. There is something fundamentally wrong with me. Even though I see the OP's name and know there is nothing to be gained by it, I read the post anyway. I really am starting to think I am a crack baby. Why else would I repeatedly subject myself to this dog slobber? ps...Didn't mean to insult dogs.