Discussion in 'Frequently Asked Questions' started by lordmarcovan, Dec 14, 2018.
Bet you know now my lord
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Hopefully since 2018 he has found out...
Just his wife. LOL
I see said the blind man to the deaf mute in sign language over the broken telephone
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
Almost, yours is missing a bit of the story
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
One was blind, and the other couldn't see,
So they chose each other for the referee.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A dead policeman heard this noise and came to kill those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
There are so many of these nonsensical rhymes. Been 50 years since we used to chant them at break at school.
See what I miss in this one, as much as I can remember
One fine day the sea caught on fire
A blind man saw it, a deaf man heard it
And a woman with no legs ran to get the fire cart
which was drawn by two dead horses and ran over a dead dog and killed it
It rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot, I froze to death
Susannah, don't you cry.
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