Thread: eBay can`t pay excuses

Dear
ow9654,

Hello I never bid on this item why am I the highest
bidder ??

(won`t include buyers name)



Come on???


Bid place 2 minutes 40 seconds before auction end!
This was on some coin cases so I got lucky with the low price
Let see some of the ones you got!

That's classic. I don't have any like that, but I have had non-paying, non-communicating buyers. Those are even worse, since you have no idea if there is even an actual human involved, or just some hacked account placing bogus bids. At least you can laugh about this punk.

Dear
ow9654,

I don't think so I'm sat in a pub with my phone in my
pocket. I think my account has been hacked.

And it gets funnier....

hehe,

I had one who said - "I thought this was another auction! I panicked since there were just 10 seconds to go."
Another one once said after winning "Is this a 1911 coin? Otherwise I do not want it". This when the title/picture/everything clearly read 1912.

" I didn't pay within the three day time limit, as I was busy looking for my Congressional Medal of Honor" that I dropped while walking on the beach."

" I didn't pay within the three day time limit, as I was busy looking for my Congressional Medal of Honor" that I dropped while walking on the beach."

Dear sir,

The government will get you a replacement medal, please pay your bill.

Sorry mate it was not me who bid. A dingo ate my baby so I had to chase him down the block and while I was out a UFO must have landed in my backyard and a alien messed around on my ebay acount buying up all sorts of things. There are tons of burn marks on my lawn to prove it!



...Freaking aliens and their baby eating dingo decoy pets are taking over ebay.